1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
Man said: Yes, I ask you to consider a few question it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner: hh hung up ..
4: One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood flow into the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. He cried himself to fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked wept hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, ah I'm not a penguin? You are penguins, ah, how? h
a corn corn h
find another asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our family do?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: > Xiao Ming: What living?
A: Jiaojiu Ming friends!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) just in case.
12: One day a lady sat down midway car h
not know the way her mother had h.
mother ass with a stick to hit the driver, said: This is the Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg ; one with eggs ran Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, the result become a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg get married , the results become bastard; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, It turned out he was Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I If the jackpot on the package for a living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B : He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18 : Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator , feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: Popsicle. Diving is very difficult moves, he made a swivel three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM : Excuse me, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: Now is not the business good doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: did not find, really do not have the money hh not grab one of us! lazy Yo, what with which to wash hh > A drunk man walked by, thinking he was sorry to throw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man to distinguish the sun goes one hundred yuan a large copy of the genuine.
drunk over snatched the money back: In this look, he is blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb.
28: Avian influenza mm are eating the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into former girlfriend in the street and the new love flirting, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: proud of their own ideas, when ex-girlfriend was laughing loudly: People's Daily seemed as real as hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar similar to what news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, stepped on dog feces would marry you.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all that? < br> I'm A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: Rubber .
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not notify any person, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo of her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs Ah .. h. Say it
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
you help me cheer. taken to the gibbon droppings, clean kind of differentiate between apes to ape.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla replied: ).!: There is a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: My family is far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time that myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years only to polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: > 45: Little white rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: .. ; said: : ! answer is individual, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: ; I think you just eat shit out! : on the polar bear said: Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? you are sausages how can talk?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks
54: One day, teacher with a group of children taken to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that:
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: Amin you do that?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57 : How to drink larger cups?
read Compassion
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59 : A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
So the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately ,
patch of corn field one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow, to cold dead ...
61: that there was a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things, but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed , goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked : Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy. < br> 63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg, Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg, another small car accident clearly lost his other leg, a small car accident and lost his next leg, In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: one day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road. Later, A said,'m bored, I want to see play B. and C A-one, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit poo
pull the
first only the second long ball of the
is actually the third is triangular
ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: ran out to bite him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it, the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of it? when Xiao Ming said: good ! I will be watching you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas how the dead?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther. < br> 81: There was once a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a In order to find the horse fell into the sea, the result fell into the river. Later, he became , came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it continuous to be a car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes Only three horses in front of peers in order to find one day that it came to a factory, the result is transformed into The ~ really cool He more than a few days grace,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first three days, then hh
Xiaoming : Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal one day meet God, God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish, God Q: What is your wish? man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now! God said: Your desire to achieve slightly! day, that person idle bored, want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well, to lay the tracks, the results of a train in the past, the man was dead. Why is this? because that station has 10 train cars .
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies! ! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunting, wandering in the woods for a day are not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods, Ma suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, like exhausted me ah! ? r shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, horses actually speak! r so hunters are scared to death on the spot
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A pick of the side one day mirror mirror according to a talk about the importance; here good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A B tomatoes and tomato to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B and asked one.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat
day < br>
white cat fell into the water to save it up
white on black cat said something
`` Q: What does?
meow br> B :Do not say when such a disgusting thing!!
92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: ; hey!? Xianzhi What you swim ? ? ? ? ? I will not ???member explained: It has been fed peaches,
results Peach not pull out, scared monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two mental patients still want to escape from the hospital. the night falls over the wall hard. to 30 under the wall,
.
to 60 under the wall,
,
Big Treasure, Nobita, ambition, David naked in a total of four boys play in the water, suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess one kind of electrical appliances. Allcorn: ah .... no idea ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is the desert without water, there can only store water hump ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on blocking the wind sand, we will see ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
Small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, with eggs from its ass drilled out
hen: ? > student said: words,
watch the two of us up to sit on the toilet.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: not cold! a day blind date, the men asked her, your chest you have a large bread?
she said yes, wedding night, the man cried, My God, Want Want a small bread
102: Little said: ; Once there was a eunuch. br> Doctor: These pills make you dream of Tak Wah red, white dream of Allen, Green dream conditioner.
Patient: What dose all I go?
Doctor: You can see Leslie Cheung .
104: have a bun was crossing the road, the results do not accidentally flattened by a truck, when it looked at his dying body,
it said: meat of children a man. call him it, tell me, I will ask God to forgive you. you? and then down to touch me. you, you should not call him ah. nuns. is that right? But after it's happened and he told me he had AIDS. . So he sent a telegram to his wife: open a couple of roadside inn. One day a peddler came to live, love of money the husband would like fishing for some money, let Shining wife put some rice inside forgetful grass, said: grass, will forget things, Shining ever forget it? of course, is his burden! But the burden is gone, his wife cursed the wife's father: He must have forgotten something! . strike out? take it into the show room to see. walk through the room, asking him a silver. we got the permission of her parents, but there is still a condition that must not allow a man to her room, because it would worry her mother. Three days later, her daughter in the long-distance calls in the report on her life. boys up to your room?
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