- Collection of funny quotations 1. Confucius said:
2. I think of it, I have determined to be a fun person. -
3. explanation is cover to cover is the story ~~-
4. not allowed to ask me: how about the recent off? -
5. will pay to think about than the pay, well, want to live. -
6. have difficulties to be on, not to create difficulties but also the difficulties. -
7. summer is not good, even when the poor did not have to drink the northwest wind. -
8. hold your hand, the child away. If children go away to beat halo ~! -
9. You make me roll, I roll, you let me come back, sorry, I'm far away! ! ! -
10. I fight fat, almost no sacrifice -
11. then what, give me a good affordable grave. -
12. lived for twenty years, not for the motherland, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken. -
13. and people are not polite will be able to get along! -
14. Just give enough overtime ~ when the cattle as a horse does not matter ~~-
15. Living Well, that is, born, live ~~-
16. and then have to love the ugly, about the world is full of love. -
17. is not a long rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes always have my legend ~~~-
18. do not eat how can effort to lose weight! ! -
19. fortune-teller sister is not a square, the chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling. -
20. I pray with Jesus, practical and stable life, he then said, let's talk about world peace or the first thing it ...-
21. adults uncomfortable, comfortable non-adult ~~-
22. Taking advantage of the young talented bad thing to have done it, not years. -
23. earned the money selling cabbage, speaking in the hearts of selling heroin ~~-
24. the so-called simple, winged angels, no wings is an idiot. -
25. except temptation, what can I resist ~~-
26. poetry and painting will not, cook and Xianlei ~~-
27. Where I can not let go, It is because I have not the ~~-
28. Have you ever said to me, will always love me, love this stuff I see, but always what is? -
29. year-old boy is the most feared creatures on the planet, they have a curiosity, mobility, destructive, and -
30. a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ... -
31. Love is a sick thing! Because
32. I said: -
33. were you in its word - and I say pay back the money not pay back the money! -
34. My weakness is Xianpinaifu, my strengths are certainly not narcissistic. -
35. my wife said to see lightning, I took a kitchen knife cut the cord. -
36. ship collision with bridge natural Shen ~~-
37. I said: sleep to sleep, is sleep. -
38. get up every morning to be read through the -
39. Although I believe eachother, but not necessarily believe you, ah ~~-
40. I planted a bunch of her boyfriend in the spring and now fall to, tut, actually crop failure ~~-
41. God says: Do not forget the umbrella out, now I have to water the flowers. -
42. special people never say that they in particular, for example, me. -
43. to complicate matters, in order to realize our ability to work! -
44. all right Do not look for me, something more Do not call me ... haha -
45. Youth is like toilet paper, looking with a lot of that with the use of forward to not enough ... ... -
46. recent work is not outstanding, performance is not prominent, disc a little prominent. -
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47. I want to find a man like King Kong, as I stood on the tallest building in the United States to give me a plane. -
48. I not been significantly, and can come to Thailand, said he did not empty. -
49. I'm sorry, you dial the user is married. -
50. I though self-knowledge but strongly hardcore! -
51. I have two things in life just will not 2 1 then it will not -
52. Apart from Jin Yong, JK Rowling wrote seven books can also be connected in one sentence:
53. people do not make me ~ ~ ~ ~ I do not prisoners if we are attacked I ~ ~ I'm angry ~~~-
54. my mind sorry, my tears flow into the river, and my character is good, why do you love someone does not love me ... my dear RMB .-
55. love me to say it out loud Come on! I have a lifetime of keeping everything to hate it! -
56. I know All good things banquet, but, at least, feast on the cool I want to eat! -
57. Journey to the West tells us, the background of the monster will be rescued by the leadership, no background was only a stick killed ~~-
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58. seriously playing against Italy Phoenix TV ad spots! -
59. If a bad mood, go to the supermarket squeezed noodles. -
60. who delayed me for a while, I let him regret it for life. -
61. closed a month, do not call me, call me because I would have come out of a ... ... -
62. taxi driver, the driver of the fighter, oh yeah! -
63. thinking of how far you go away! -
64. Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha! ! ! -
65. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others. -
66. fat and haggard with ~~-
67. Yasuo you to quit when ever consider the feelings of 哆 啦 A Dream! (Last year, Japanese Prime Minister announced his resignation, written by) -
68. my style and bold, well head and at ease, taste excellent but hard-working self-examination, faults, we also hope Haihan! -
69. Get out of here, non-stop rolling ... ... -
70. a man who must be a bounce. -
71. I take my sunshine channel, you have your Modoribashi. -
72. The greatest tragedy is not young, still in acne. -
73. The world is ours, and also the children, but ultimately that bunch of grandchildren! -
74. someday your name will appear in the account of this on my home! -
75. When you put on a wedding dress I put on a robe ~~-
76. Our aim is to: Serve the People! -
77. Every time I read a difficult time Buddhist scriptures:
78. long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful! -
79. -------------- simple secret of longevity to keep breathing, do not breathe ~~-
80. the money you really that important? Speak more than 3 hours a cent down. -
81. killed I do not say that you do not make honey trap! -
82. so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car ~ ~ -
83. good is to feel hungry, I eat meat does not bia ji mouth ~~-
84. Do not talk to me about the ideal `` I quit! -
85. .. then stay in bed the morning of 6 coins in his pocket and pulled out a throw to all .. such as positive thoughts for a long time .. .. .. go to school .. too risky, or forget, or to Hamilton .. bar (~ o ~)~-
86. I wanted to be a problem teenager, but I do not follow rules to live for so many years. -
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